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1) Where did the very first Hot and Heavy show occur?
Booby's, Carbondale
Metro, Chicago
Hangar 9, Carbondale
Bobo's, New Dehli
2) Why was Hot and Heavy so hot and heavy at their last show in Carbondale?
Skin-tight spandex
Socks over genitals
Hawaiian hula skirts
Normal attire cut into half-shirts and shorts
3) Which programming language does Hot and Heavy prefer?
C++
Java
QBASIC
Lisp(Settle down Dr. Carver)
4) Who is the mystery sax player?
Charlie Parker
Dirty D
Skinny B
Jon Simkus
5) G-Money Riptide Applesauce Meat?
Harland Williams
Why did ya do it ... ya human loser?!?
Don't fuck with the marquee
Vince Clortho
6) What famous comedian is Mike's brother named after?
Candice Bergen
Steve Martin
Ricky Martin
Ric Moranis
7) What is the name of the legendary farmer from Minooka?
Farmer Chuck Simmons
Farmer Brown
Farmer Tina
Farmer Blair
8) How much beer must be consumed by Hot and Heavy during a performance?
5 pitchers
A quarter barrel of Bud
Too much
Way too much
9) Mike is traveling west from Des Moines at 35mph. A train is traveling east from Phoenix at 72mph. The wind is blowing southwest at 17mph. Who reaches Topeka first?
They will both reach Topeka at the exact same second
It depends on the shape of the train conductor
Mike's brother is a pharmacist
Neither will reach Topeka